Ode To The Reunion

Greetings You old fucks…. Four years ago most of us where pretty tight.. We shared blog views, readers and hell even alpha brain waves. Quite honestly it was something most people only dream of actually doing. You see the concept of collaboration on any level is sometimes out right ugly. You always have that one asshole who has to have it done his way… or it’s the highway for him and his cronies!
Now you maybe wondering why you are here… Why did you spend the time to click on that little link to come here? I could have made shit easy for you and kept this all on Myspace…. Yet instead I force you to wade through the “External link warning”… Come here.. To read something that could easily have been posted on Myspace…
I’d like to talk a bit about one of these “Assholes” I speak of..  The information and video I’m about to show you is like balls deep in “Hush Hush”. You see after we all left Myspace.. Qelqoth got this bug up his ass to “Pwn Greenland”. The Mission was simple and folks involved where enlisted to provoke the Greenlanders to visit a “Rouge blog” containing the Tomfoolery of several of Qel’s incarnations.
Well needless to say it worked.. And Qel got greedy.. The mother fucker ran amok hitting up the Asians, Africans and a few tribal groups that still seem to be running strictly on dial up. God knows how much money these poor fuckers spent watching the blog manifest on there screen to find they had been totally pwned by our favorite man of the cloth.
As a token of my appreciation I decided to declassify some of this event for you.. As a mere educational feature. Hopefully the men in the black van’s don’t roll my ass over to gitmo…

Now you will have to excuse me at this point… I created a very nice vblog for this event.. And sadly the cheater plugin I have for posting videos here broked… So untill such time as I can fix it.. You will have to help me out a second and visit the videos home on Youtube by clicking here!!!

Make no mistake I will probably lose my life for this… That’s some intense footage.. “The Horror the horror”.  LoL! Again I apologize and I should have been working on it during the week I threw the video together. Enjoy anyway!

Again super plotting and world pwnage of greenland and beyond to be found here

It’s Upon Us

So the “werd” is pretty clear…  12-16-09…. Today… As I suspected the shit has hit the fucking fan! Like a bad pancreas your gonna feel this shit.. It is my hope however that you enjoy it for what it is.. Pure and no hold entertainment. Some of the folks involved are truly talented people. Some not so much… And some… Well they just needed a job after all that jail time! This website will be twittering the action as well as posting it’s own contribution to the tomfoolery. You can be a real hero and pimp the event by adding this very tasteful “Bump” to your next tweet. By sending #MyTwatReunion over the waves along with a link to the blog you will be insuring everyone with half a brain gets something out of this. Here is the twats so far…. Buller? If you where EVER or ARE a myspace blogger.. And you actually blog… Click the banner nd get signed up…. This shit run from today (12-16-09) to 12-23-09..Oh yeah… And as of now the Vblog for this event will be up around this time tomorrow… Enough of this…. Enjoy

Holy…….. Holy… Effen Shat!!!!!!

I’ve had an interesting couple of weeks. Not only have I become humbled by the forces of vagina… ahem(so tasteful). But I’ve become extremely busy in the world of work. In order to support habits, hobbies and general bill’s. I’ve taken it upon myself to work a little harder then I normally would. This has lead to a lack of creative juices when it comes to the Interweb.

I spend most of my spare time on Facebook. I talk to a good number of people… And as of late I’ve been using it for its purpose and reconnecting old ties. This in itself has been a job. Finding people is a bitch and once you find one… It seems you must find them all. I’ve also become a big fan if the Facebook apps. Quizzes and Games alike. Facebook is so fucking retarded and basic the little games like Farmville and Farkle are quite fun.

I had a friend tell me “Dude Myspace offers all those games AND music”. I just laughed and thought. “how novel it is to be able to commit to multitasking between two social networks” Then I remembered that I have opposable thumbs and smiled even more :S.

Okay….. so getting down to it. We have a mission coming up. I, This Website, My Internet Persona and all of the above… Have been asked to take part in a bit of an “Online reunion”. You see there was a time I used my blog on Myspace…. And I put shit in it….. WOW… And the fucking thing took off… But I really…. REALLY hate being in the spotlight… Usually I get hit by a metaphoric car :[…. So I abandoned it… Or rather I sunk it :)

Never the less the individual that invited me back has been a VERY good friend of mine for about three years now. He came to me in private and asked me straight up if I’d take part in it. Now…. Knowing what you know of me… Probably nothing.. Or if you do a whole lot… You know I’m pretty fucking funny when I’m not trying. I’ve decided because of that blatant fact…. My contribution will be in the form of a Vblog. Expect all kinda ninjas and self proclaimed war heroes to be in it.

The Reunion Blog

I’m actually in the process if editing the content of it…. Annnnnnnnnnnnd you should expect to see it no later then Thursday. Hopefully by then we can even have a better looking website in place for your viewing pleasure. Though bI do like the simplicity of this P2 theme :D..

Consider this your warning.. Or perhaps a tip off to comeback… Or even check out this reunion…. Perhaps you should join us? EMO’s Tila Tequila and Jeffrey Starr need not apply. In the meantime why not use the handy little link’s to the left to socially network with me.. That way you know when the shit hits the fan and the cows come home :)

For the moment I’ve lightened the load …

For the moment I’ve lightened the load on this website by knocking the theme down a few notches. Reason behind this is I’m not happy with the theme I was working on… Not only did it botch but it botched my uber plugins… I can’t have this.. For those who care…. Deal with this shit for a moment

Widows Of The Craft - Brother B’s Widow Revival

It  wasn’t till the passing of my father that it dawned on me of the importance of remembering. With all the Internal problems we face in masonry as well as the real life problems.. Such as the economy and world conditions in general, We often forget those around us. My mother may be fine.. She not only remarried but was lucky enough to be young enough to handle some of the mental stress that came along with the passing of her spouse.

I made me wonder about the ones that may not be so lucky. The ones that perhaps a few months after there loss fade away into the cracks of our fraternity. It made me think about the little things that could perhaps make a difference for that person. Such as a simple phone call.. Shoveling of the side walk in the winter. or even an invite for a free hot meal once in awhile.

Another brain fart involved me remembering my own obligation taken in the very first degree.  It’s a simple duty that again I admit.. I’ve overlooked way to often then not. We are now heading into Holiday Season 2009. I’m beginning to do a bit of reflecting on myself. I’m not only realizing a number of my own errors. I’m going about ways of fixing them.

Life is too short to forget those who matter. Sometimes we need a battle plan or a pep talk to remember this…. Of course our organization  has it’s own guidelines concerning Masonic Widows and what to do with them. But who can really say what each individual needs when it comes to masonic aid?

I’ve come up with a short 12 page report on the topic of our masonic widows. it’s purpose is to share the concept of simple remembrance. As well as a plan to jump start a widows program in a local masonic family.. So far the report has been received in good word.

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This is what one Brother had to say about it.

“Superbly done, well thought out. I do like the handwritten invitation. You mentioned calling a few days later after the dinner, I would also recommend a “handwritten” Thank you The assistance with the social services can be tricky, but, when brought before the body of the Lodge, those brother’s who know, or know where to get help are invaluable.” - Michael T.Moon -Wasatch No. 1, Uintah No.7, and Camp Floyd Historic Lodge U.D., M.W.G.L. F. & A.M. of Utah

Alan Reeves…. A brother from the eastern united states wrote in with this wonderful comment - “A good Almoner or Charity Steward should look after the widows - organising birthday and Christmas cards and flowers, lunches and other social functions, and making sure they are escorted to Ladies Nights, etc. Our Almoner does a splendid job, working with the Almoners of several other Lodges, so that none are left out.”

And low and behold.. A non member’s opinion

“Because of this stigma surrounding masonry, I guess it is common for a woman to not get that involved with the lodge. But for any organization that normally doesn’t involve women where a member’s wife is left widowed. Not just for masonry. Which is why I think that proposal of yours is a great idea” - Gavin B.

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As of this time Brothers are encouraged to leave comments, pass it around and even initiate use of this report. I will be posting more infomation and reviews as they come in

The downsides of Custom CMS against the Open Source CMS

Wordpress Logo

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Open source CMS, often termed as the “off-the-shelf CMS:” help greatly in bringing down costly site maintenance activities, and allow the administrators as well as individual users to manage the content. Though you may find a handful of open source CMS solutions available at your disposal, you must always consider all the aspects of each option, and carefully pick the one, which fits into your requirements. More often than not, you may also find dedicated third party support to Open Source CMS like Wordpress, Joomla, Drupal and the likes of them, along with custom components available at minimal cost. On the other hand, you need to pay for every single component you need on a custom CMS, and sure thing you are never going to get anything for free! Many a times, people complain that you need to learn the working of open source CMS, but it is virtually impossible to find any custom CMS, which is self explanatory. Looking at the open source option, Wordpress is the simplest of all, and has become extremely popular in the market (probably it can be rated as #1 open source CMS today), requiring just 3-5minutes for installation, and basically the interface of the CMS is indeed nearly-self-explanatory in itself. One can easily publish content, create new pages and links in the site, change user permissions, themes, and also use additional widgets and plug-ins to integrate various applications like Twitter, Google Maps, Facebook, Google Adsense etc with these CMS modules. Joomla is the next one in the line up of open source CMS, which is relatively robust in design, but a bit complex in operation as well. You may not find too many freely availablr plug-ins for Joomla, as you would in case of Wordpress, but the documentation of the entire CMS implementation is simply flawless. Plone is yet another similar open source CMS option, which is relatively less-used at the larger scale. Considering a relatively-complex solution, Drupal is another powerful open source CMS, which comes with a pragmatic and integrated approach towards the non-core CMS like online donation functionalities, email newsletters as well as similar stuff, which you may require after all, but need not be on the top of your priority list. It also offers thoroughly-integrated plug-ins with various platforms like the CiviCRM. However, the learning involved with Drupal is considerably greater than that in case of Joomla. But a common thing about all these open source CMS solutions is the mere fact that you hardly spend anything on purchasing licenses and components, whereas the biggest downside of the custom CMS is the cost of implementation of the already-existing components in the market. The testing cost is another overhead, and still you may never be assured of flawless performance, and the odd bugs will never leave your CMS until you use it for years together. The open source CMS solutions totally eliminate all these problems and are preferred by most small business users, non-profitable organizations and personal users. However, now we’re indeed moving to the next era, which will surely catch the eyes of mid-large size business users, and no wonder you go with open source CMS when you can do the same with version control solutions like Tortoise SVN, Bug Tracking systems like bugzilla, PHP, MySQL, Apache, Linux all other handy stuff for development purposes.

Technical Advantages of using open source CMS like Wordpress & Joomla over custom CMS modules

After creating a beautiful website, you need to manage and update it regularly. Since non-technical guys can’t understand the HTML/PHP/Java codes, every site is provided with a CMS, which features an admin panel sort of arrangement to achieve these tasks. Now, when you talk about a custom CMS module, apart from the basic content add, delete, and update functionality, there are thousands of other things possible as well. As Web 2.0 standards have become essential in any implementation, one needs to put in extra efforts to create RSS feeds, internal search, and several other functionalities, requiring more time and money.

On the other hand, robust open source CMS like Wordpress and Joomla are equipped with almost all the functionalities that one may need in the custom CMS. In case, you don’t find whatever you’re looking for, you can always take up the source code, and play around with it, so as to satisfy your business logic. However, the efforts required in this case are far lesser than that of building a new custom CMS.

Joomla happens to be a full-fledged open source CMS, which can virtually do everything you may need, (with few plug-ins), and the documentation has been maintained flawlessly on the official website. On the other hand, Wordpress turns out to be a handy solution, which is extremely easy to install-and-use, as well as easy to customize too. Both Wordpress as well as Joomla have been fully implemented in PHP and the open source community keeps on releasing free updates and plugins for these CMS at regular intervals.

While, you get charged for every update in the custom CMS, you can never find free plugins on the internet, to support an additional functionality. But, life is lot easy with open source CMS as everything is extensible and the previous work is well documented, so should you seek help in customizing the same, it is pretty easy and relatively economic to get the job done by a professional programmer. What’s more PHP, MySql are supported by almost web hosts and they are one of the most common languages in high demand, used by the open source developers as well as software professionals.

The best part of these open source CMS packages is that a large community of users has already tested the application successfully under various conditions and most of the bugs have been already identified and fixed. On the other hand, you need to do a rigorous testing to ensure that you custom CMS module is ready to be used under production environment, and any bugs

Open source CMS like Joomla work well under shared hosting environment, and are fully integrated with CiviCRM. It can be easily integrated with GetActive, DemocracyInAction as well as other common packages. It provides you with all the standard CMS features, and another good thing about open source CMS is the very fact that they support a completely configurable graphic design.

You can be rest assured that your visitors will never come to know if you’re using a CMS or not, and in case you are, then which one is it! The bottom-line is surely that one doesn’t need to shred thousands of dollars on building custom CMS and spending few bucks to customize the open source CMS like Drupal, Wordpress and Joomla is the better way to go.

How Open source CMS like Wordpress score over custom build CMS systems

It is quite possible that you may not really like the open source tools, and don’t mind shedding even thousands on getting custom applications built for your company. However, the discussion boils down to the CMS, the Open source CMS scores over custom built CMS in plenty of ways.

First and the foremost advantage of these open source CMS like Wordpress, Drupal, Joomla and the likes of them, includes the rebate in licensing fee. Big organizations often overlook these options and waste thousands of dollars on implementing interfaces and custom CMS with basic functionalities like RSS feeds, photo uploading, and basic content management. However, they may simply opt for an open source CMS like Wordpress and save all the money easily. Moreover, the chances are high that the custom CMS may essentially work identical to something, which Wordpress offers free of cost. On account of its impressive technical advantages, Wordpress happens to be one of the most popular open source CMS today.

Apart from being free-to-use, since Wordpress is open source, it is possible to look at the code behind each functionality and easily modify them to tune them as per your business requirements. After all, there’s no point in re-inventing the wheel, and creating new CMS just to achieve something similar to what already exists.

Another point to be noted here is that the usage of functionalities like adding pages in Wordpress doesn’t require any technical know how, and even your data entry staff can easily do this job.

What’s more, in case you try to make a CMS just for photo uploads, integrating it with other services like Twitter, facebook, Google Maps etc, you need to put in extra efforts, but Wordpress offers hundreds of ready-to-use plug-ins, in order to get the job done in a few minutes.

Above all, your customers/users/visitors will never come to know whether you’ve spent thousands of dollars on a custom CMS, or made use of an open source platform like Wordpress.

As a matter of fact, almost all common necessary CMS functionalities have been implemented on Wordpress; therefore chances are high that you may find everything that your business requires. One can find all necessary documentation related to these open source CMS on their corresponding websites, so you can pick what you need, and pay a programmer just to fine-tune the existing system, which works out to be a lot more economic, in terms of money as well as time.

Using Wordpress one can upload photos, videos, other multi-media content and files, manage existing content, add new content, and even re-use the information of one the profiles (website) on the other ( ex. by exporting OPML files for links), and cut short the set-up time further, not to mention hundreds of additional plugins and widgets available too.

Today, everyone prefers open source tools, and there’s no harm in using open source CMS like Wordpress, especially when you’re getting everything you want, without even paying a penny. Most of the non-profitable organizations have adopted Wordpress, and now even the small-medium business owners are shifting towards it as well. Even the biggest of businesses can be sustained by Wordpress, and it’s all about smart thinking rather than being stubborn upon using custom CMS every single time.

Need to run thousands of blogs and websites: Try open source CMS like the Wordpress MU

Paying a web development team for building thousands of blogs and websites may sound scary in itself. But after all, the small and mid-size ecommerce based businesses may indeed find it necessary to launch countless websites. So, here’s a great open source CMS solution – the Wordpress MU. It is the abbreviation of WordPress multi-user, which helps you to manage thousands of blogs with a single installation of WordPress.

Usually the Open Source CMS like Wordpress are believed to be suitable only for personal usage and managing blogs, but it is nothing more than a myth as thousands of non-profitable as well as small business organizations are using it as their content management system. If you think using Wordpress as CMS for a large reputed organization may hamper its rapport, well think again. It hardly matters if you’re a fortune 500 listed big shot MNC, one of the renowned newspapers and magazines like Le Monde, whether you run historical Universities like Harvard, or simply run niche-specific blog hosts like Edublogs, the Wordpress MU is a great solution.

Basically it offers everything that WordPress does, but apart from the regular Wordpress CMS functionality, it is helpful in scaling to tens of millions of page-views per day, allows unlimited users and blogs, along with different permissions on different blogs.

Moreover, for all the enterprises, agencies like the Automatic Support Network also offer dedicated WordPress MU support, providing you with the feel-good enterprise stuff.

For personal usage as well as small-size businesses, the WordPress-savvy consultants are best bets, and they turn out to be a lot more economical than paying a web development team to create hundreds of CMS. Above all, you get free support on hundreds of forums, and all the documentation is available as well.

Hence, when you can get all the features of a highly complex custom CMS such as feeds,

UTC friendly operation, convenient user management, User profiles, Easy installation (not to mention the free upgrades), what’s the point in re-inventing the wheel and paying someone to achieve the same functionality. Moreover, the famous 5 minute installation of Wordpress can never be beaten by any custom CMS.

What’s more……. no rebuilding of the pages is required whenever you update the weblog. It also supports Internationalization and Localization, so you can also use Wordpress for various language-specific websites like Dutch, Latin, Portuguese and many more.

Creating custom CMS for managing thousands of websites and blogs may be extremely tedious, time consuming, and above all, you will have to do rigorous testing before you even think of using it in production environment. Open source CMS like Wordpress & Wordpress MU are thoroughly tested by thousands of users, and hence you can easily rely on them as well. After all, fixing a few odd bugs is far better than spending thousands of dollars on investment, and still be afraid of hundreds of bugs in turn. Today, undeniably Wordpress has become one of the best bets and is replacing most of the small custom content management systems.

Tiger

Is there a creature on the planet more magnificent than the Tiger. We think not, and that’s not even our sign. On our Chinese restaurant menu today, here’s how they describe the Tiger: If you were born in the years 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986 or 1998, you’re a Tiger. Tiger people are aggressive, courageous, candid and sensitive. Look to the Horse and Dog for happiness. Beware of the Monkey.

Tigers are born leaders. The Tiger is the third Sign of the Chinese Zodiac. It is a Yang Sign and most closely associated with the Wood Element. Recent Tiger years have been 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, and 1998. The Tiger is a very changeable person, with a potent natural ability that is often in great danger of being abused. They are either leaders or rebels.

They can be vain, quarrelsome and overly aggressive at times, but their inherent charisma and vast reserves of charm are usually sufficient to extract them from any problems that may arise from their lack of foresight. Their idealistic outlook on life can take quite a few knocks on the head from this abrupt reality until it finally collapses — at which point the Tiger personality can lapse into its less attractive aspects.

Tigers are courageous beyond compare and generally come out ahead in battle, be it in the boardroom or the bedroom. Seduction is one area where the Tiger is definitely king. Noble and warm-hearted, Tigers have a natural, raw appeal that’s extremely attractive to other Signs. They’re not just about attraction, though; ever on the side of right, Tigers will fight the good fight to the bitter end if the cause is worthy. Opponents are wise to fear this feline.

A lesson that Tigers would be well-served to learn is moderation in all things. Once these cats can find their center and direct their considerable energies toward worthwhile endeavors (as opposed to racing through life), they will accomplish much.

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